[The comm comes on to silence, which lasts for a long second before Razer gives a low chuckle--closer to a sigh, really.]

...Completely worth it.

[Click.]

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Jak? I do hope you haven't forgotten already. I'm waiting.

[Razer is outside Camp Carnival. He checks the time.]

Nine o'clock seems a perfect time to go play in the dark, don't you think?

[Locked to Erol // 90% Unhackable]

Commander, give me just a moment after we're over the threshold. We'll both have to work fast to manage this.

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[Hello, ShipNET! Razer's voice sounds completely normal for the first time since the attack on Ganondorf, and he is quite obviously pleased with this fact.]

Thank Mar. That went on quite long enough, I think.

[He sighs heavily; he may sound pleased, but he's also very tired. He hasn't slept in a while.]Does anyone else feel like sleeping for ( Read more... )

Is this just how it's going to be from now on?

[Razer sounds distinctly younger, and not half as upset as he should be. Just...exasperated. Defeated. Exhausted.]

I'd really like to go a week in my proper body. Just a week.

This is insane.

[Razer is nine years old.

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I would simply like to say that if this is permanent, I may have to hurt someone.

[Razer had really hoped that he'd wake up with his ears back this morning. No such luck, of course.]I generally don't dislike the Captain. He's amusing, intriguing, and I would rather like to know more about him ( Read more... )

Does anyone know when the cook is available? I would like to have words with her, but every time I see her at the buffet she seems so busy...

[There's something odd about his tone. He sounds interested, but there's an edge of something like sarcasm, a lilt of dishonesty that might put a more observant person on-edge. This entire broadcast is ( Read more... )

Quite a party, hm? I must say I found some of those who made the guest list to be...interesting choices.

[He saw his mother and didn't really care. He also saw his boss' father, whom he fanboyed when he was young, and cared slightly more.]

I suppose the rest of you had fun?

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...Am I actually expected to wear this thing?

Ridiculous.

[Locked to Erol // 90% Unhackable]

Speaking of ridiculous things--Commander, I have a question that keeps...slipping my mind.

Are you aware of what a little girl named Christine is saying about you?

[/Locked]

[EDIT // 10 minutes later]

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